Apr 1, 2010

Did you know...

that it's impossible to drown in orange juice?

that if you stand still long enough, you will start changing colors?

that bluebirds cannot see the color blue?

that gravity does not apply if you are standing facing exactly 87 degrees to the northwest at 11:23 every other sunday?

that the little gold men on the Oscar awards are not made of gold?

that when you die your hair still grows for a couple of months?

the most money ever paid for a cow at auction was 1.3 million?

pigs actually can fly, but only once every ten years?

that every item of clothing that you think is pink is not, but has special lasers to trick your eyes into thinking it's pink?

the color blue is the rarest color in nature?

that the iDogs actually take the memory from your iPod and sing the music to you?

that Brad Pitt collects chairs?

that farmville lets you prank people?

that facebook is actually run by very tiny people who live in your computer?

the word "nerd" was made by Dr. Suess?

comments, responses, guesses, and e-cabbages appreciated. but mostly comments so that i know you are actually all real and not just a prank the tiny people in my computer are playing on me.

peace, love, and gummybears.

3 comments:

  1. Haha nice one Gummy. :)
    I really wonder if bluebirds can see blue, I wonder how people can tell which colors animals can see if they can't exactly ask them....I suppose it's tests or something logical like that, but I'd like to think some awesome animal has learned to talk and that's how we know.
    Anyhoo, happy April Fools day!
    And did you know aardvarks have color changing pupils that change according to their emotions?
    :D

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  2. but here's the thing.
    some of those are true.
    muahahahaha.
    [:

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  3. the cow one is in fact true.

    lol. the blue one is true too, unless you want to be all scientifical.

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